Off Make-Believe Lane,
Dear Mr. Nobody,
Re: Identity Theft
I am writing to sort out the confusion around this whole identity theft issue.I truly regret my actions and I apologize for the inconvienience this caused you, for the trauma and the sleepless nights. I feel like you deserve an explantion.
Its been a rough three years, things have been topsy turvy for me. I've had to deal with a lot of issues and I've had to do it on my own. So when I found a way to become you, to become the only man in the world with no real life problems, no family and no worries, I jumped at the opportunity.
Its easy to blend in and never stand out, its easy to be just another name or statistic. So I beg your indulgence as I borrow your persona for a little while longer, a short little respite from real life. Please dont be angry as I express myself minus myself and let my thoughts have a life of their own.